Thursday, March 01, 2007

Hilarious

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

More Loose Change

We’ve all heard the “official conspiracy theory” of the Death Star attack. We all know about Luke Skywalker and his ragtag bunch of rebels, how they mounted a foolhardy attack on the most powerful, well-defended battle station ever built. And we’ve all seen the video over, and over, and over, of the one-in-a-million shot that resulted in a massive chain reaction that not just damaged, but completely obliterated that massive technological wonder.

Like many Americans, I was fed this story when I was growing up. But as I watched the video, I began to realize that all was not as it seemed. And the more I questioned the official story, the deeper into the rabbit hole I went.

Presented here are some of the results of my soul-searching regarding this painful event. Like many citizens, I have many questions that I would like answered: was the mighty Imperial government really too incompetent to prevent a handful of untrained nerf-herders from destroying one of their most prized assets? Or are they hiding something from us? Who was really behind the attack? Why did they want the Death Star destroyed? No matter what the answers, we have a problem.

Below is a summary of my book, Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of the Death Star Attack, which presents compelling evidence that we all may be the victims of a fraud of immense proportions.

The TRUTH revealed!! They forgot to mention that no Jews were killed on the Death Star. Obviously, there was a Zionist conspiracy involved. 

Monday, February 19, 2007

Happy Presidents Day

Oh, Yeah

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Funny Signs

More Here

Friday, February 16, 2007

1 vs 100

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Surreal Moment DuJour

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

My Bad

More crazy photos here.

Monday, February 12, 2007

The Vader Sessions

Sunday, February 11, 2007

72 Virgins

Steve Martin is still funny.

Your High Culture Moment of the Day

Farts at below freezing