Sunday, April 01, 2007

England Becomes France

The British seem to be surrendering to the Muslims one step at a time. The question is, why? They never took such measures for other minorities.

Schools are dropping the Holocaust from history lessons to avoid offending Muslim pupils, a Governmentbacked study has revealed.

It found some teachers are reluctant to cover the atrocity for fear of upsetting students whose beliefs include Holocaust denial.

There is also resistance to tackling the 11th century Crusades - where Christians fought Muslim armies for control of Jerusalem - because lessons often contradict what is taught in local mosques.

The findings have prompted claims that some schools are using history ‘as a vehicle for promoting political correctness’.

The study, funded by the Department for Education and Skills, looked into ‘emotive and controversial’ history teaching in primary and secondary schools.

The very idea of not wanting to offend people is offensive. It’s impossible to not offend people. So choose you you decide not to offend is in itself, discrimination. 

New Global Warming Fear

A new study shows that global warming might cause people to grow antlers in 5 years time. Dr. Jules McGovern of Cambridge University said that fears of other mutations are also likely to happen. “We believe people will sprout tentacles and scales if something isn’t done. If more people paid carbon credits to the right agency, the crisis can be averted.”

There are also frightening signs that the planet might explode like the planet Krypton due to the stresses global warming will have on the earth’s crust. All of this can happen in 40 years after the polar ice caps melt and the continents are submerged.

Studies show that this is possibly likely, scientists say.

The Guardian

UPDATE: Now THIS is silly

They keep outdoing themselves

Ha ha

Bush doesn’t need “carbon credits”.