A Cat Walks into a Bar…
A whole bunch of a (blank) walks into a bar jokes.
You know, those are all pretty good, but they missed one: A rope slithers in to a bar. The Bartender says “We don’t serve ropes in here!” so the rope slithers back out of the bar and ties himself into a knot and undoes his top end so that it’s fluttering and loose, and returns to the bar. Bartender: “Aren’t you the rope that was just in here a minute ago?” and the rope says, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
Posted by Brin-Marie McLaughlin on 09/23 at 03:30 AM
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