James Hudnall

Imbecile DuJour

I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

Sheryl Crow

This global warming madness really needs to be stopped before people like this are taken seriously. This is what happens when cranks are taken seriously. People die.

Posted by James Hudnall on 04/22 at 09:47 PM

What the hell did Lance see in her?

Posted by Macker on 04/23 at 02:21 AM

She’s an idiot, no doubt…

No positive IQ required to be an entertainer?

Posted by on 04/23 at 03:03 AM

She must dump one dry brick to only need a single square of toilet paper to wipe herself. Either that, or she has a really dirty, smelly butt…

Posted by TheWriteJerry on 04/23 at 04:45 AM

Bad journalism!

WSJ buried the lead in their article: Suffering in Silence.

Also crow is a tool. Butt, the hollowwood crowd probably all have bidets.

Posted by on 04/23 at 05:51 AM

Then someone will bring up how much water a bidet wastes…

Posted by on 04/23 at 06:21 AM

TheWriteJerry,

I read on some site years ago that Sheryl Crow actually farted during a concert in England (while tuning her guitar for her next song)! The mike picked it up and the audience reacted, much to her embarrassment and laughter. “You actually heard that?” The audience responded “Yes!” And she then said, “Well, just be lucky you didn’t *smell* it.”

I guess this little predicament adds to your suggestion?

Posted by John Cassidy on 04/23 at 08:03 AM

Crow and Laurie David were in town last week for their Stop Global Warming tour. Even though it was free and had a big name like Sheryl playing music, only about 1500 people showed up in an auditorium that seats about 10x that. To me, that says not many people are buying into the hype that the media is pushing about GW, even in a fairly liberal college town. As long as they keep saying stupid things like this and attacking politicians at White House correspondent dinners like they did Friday night, Crow and David do more to hurt the legitimacy of their cause than help it.

Posted by Paul T on 04/23 at 01:13 PM

Look out! Too Much Information Ahead!…

Due to disease, I had to have my large intestine removed when I was seventeen, and now have an ileostomy, which consists of a plastic pouch attached to a created exit hole for my solid waste. And since my large intestine was removed, the end product is anything but solid.

I hope that ridiculous c*nt doesn’t think *I’m* going to survive on three squares a visit.

Posted by Brin McLaughlin on 04/23 at 01:44 PM

I think she has really sullied her name (pun intended). People will associate her with crap jokes from now on. Not a good way to brand yourself.

The self righteousness of these GW gulfstream liberals is doing more hearm to their cause than their stupid claims.

Posted by James Hudnall on 04/23 at 07:54 PM

“The self righteousness of these GW gulfstream liberals is doing more hearm to their cause than their stupid claims.”

And that’s a GOOD thing! Of course we’d rather have the whole GW shell game exposed for what it is based on SCIENCE, but hey, I’m happy for ANY thing that will make people tend to have second thoughts about just swallowing the lie whole without thinking just because it SOUNDS like it’s a good thing.

Posted by on 04/24 at 09:54 AM

Rosie O’Donnell’s five-word rebuke to Crow:

“Have you seen my ass?”