Like a 50s Movie

A meteorite has struck a remote part of Peru and carved a large crater that is emitting noxious odours and making villagers ill, according to local press reports.

A fireball streaked across the Andean sky late on Saturday night and crashed into a field near Carancas, a sparsely populated highland wilderness near Lake Titicaca on the border with Bolivia, witnesses said.

The orange streak and loud bang were initially thought to be a plane crashing. When farmers went to investigate, however, they found a crater at least 10m wide and 5m deep, but no sign of wreckage.

The soil around the hole appeared to be scorched and there was a “strange odour”, a local health department official, Jorge López, told Peru’s RPP radio.

Later the farmers complained of headaches and vomiting. Police who went to investigate the crater were also stricken with nausea, prompting authorities to dispatch a medical team that reached the site today.

Soon they will turn into giant were-sloths and start attacking near by villages.

It is Hillary’s plan for Nazi Health Care, come to us from the HEAVENS!!  A smoldering ruin is all that is left of what it struck, and so too is all to be ruined by it.  That smell?  That smell is the odor of liberty and freedom being cooked until it falls away from the bone, to be gobbled by the HildaBeast and her cadre of willing as*kissers.  With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Or...It could be another creation of the bearded and robed wonders of the 11th century.  A new rock to be worshiped.  Put your butts in the air five times a day, and once a year walk to this site to kiss the rock, and all will be forgiven.  Especially if you behead those who disagree with you.  And circumsize your women.  And make them wear full-body coverings. 

Dan Patterson
Arrogant Infidel

Dan Patterson
Arrogant Infidel

Posted by  on  09/18  at  01:57 PM

Were-sloths.  Deadly but easily outrun.

Posted by Remulak MoxArgon  on  09/18  at  02:07 PM

And we were just laughing about silly D&D;monsters.  Now we’re all walking in terror from the were-sloths.

Posted by  on  09/18  at  05:07 PM

Just wait ‘til George Noory gets a hold of this. Then we will REALLY know what happened. “Something is going on. And noboby knows what.” /sarcasm off

Posted by  on  09/18  at  07:31 PM

Three words:

Martian. War. Machines.

Posted by  on  09/20  at  04:56 AM
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