New Global Warming Fear

A new study shows that global warming might cause people to grow antlers in 5 years time. Dr. Jules McGovern of Cambridge University said that fears of other mutations are also likely to happen. “We believe people will sprout tentacles and scales if something isn’t done. If more people paid carbon credits to the right agency, the crisis can be averted.”

There are also frightening signs that the planet might explode like the planet Krypton due to the stresses global warming will have on the earth’s crust. All of this can happen in 40 years after the polar ice caps melt and the continents are submerged.

Studies show that this is possibly likely, scientists say.

The Guardian

UPDATE: Now THIS is silly

They keep outdoing themselves

Ok, I see. April Fools Day?

Good job.

Posted by joy  on  04/01  at  04:18 AM

Next thing I know, all of mankind will get superpowers from exposure to global warming!

Happy April Fool’s Day!

Posted by John Cassidy  on  04/01  at  08:33 AM

I was trying to make this up before the UN does.

Posted by James Hudnall  on  04/01  at  09:14 AM

And here I thought “An Inconvenient Truth” was an April Fools’ joke all unto itself.

Posted by Macker  on  04/01  at  01:09 PM

What’s wrong with antlers, tentacles, and scales?  Only xenophobes would object.

Global warming destroyed Krypton. That’ll be the big revelation of next year’s DC “event,” 52 INCHES (referring to the upcoming rise in the sea level).

Posted by Amritas  on  04/01  at  04:08 PM
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